Nibbly Things: Usher Is Dating His Stylist

  • So Usher really is a slut. [3am]
  • Kim Mathers has applied for a license to marry Marshall Bruce Mathers III, aka Eminem. No word on if Eminem has started divorce proceedings yet. [AP]
  • Matt Drudge is the master of stating the obvious. [Jossip]
  • Pete Doherty is the master of stating the obvious. He plead guilty to possession of cocaine and heroin. Now only if we could get Kate Moss to do the same. [AP]
  • When practicing body guarding, make sure you’re able to cop a feel of the body you’re guarding. [Save Manny]
  • Angelina Jolie looks a bit mournful in her St. John’s ads. [popbytes]