Nibbly Things: Tara Reid’s a Little Tipsy

  • Welcome back. [TMZ]
  • Paris Hilton is not that pleased with Cher’s son, Elijah Blue Allman, for claiming that the two had sex — and that then he worried that he caught something from her. She is denying his claims. [The Scoop]
  • Vice cops arrested Barry Mullineaux, co-owner of Chelsea hot spot Stereo, after he tried to stop them from turning off the music while Christina Aguilera and actress Gabrielle Union partied in the VIP room. Imagine the horror of Christina Aguilera and Gabrielle Union being denied music while hanging in the VIP room. [Page Six]
  • You have to love George Clooney’s sense of humor. At the recent Scott Caan photo exhibit, George told Bruce Willis that all of these middle age guys were hitting on his 18-year-old daughter, Rumer. Bruce kept getting madder and madder, but then Rumer Willis came over and flubbed the joke. [Gatecrasher]
  • All of you women smokers don’t have to worry about Donald Trump hitting on you. Trump stated: “I can’t stand smoking. I hate everything about it. If the most gorgeous woman in the world were to light up a cigarette, all of a sudden I wouldn’t think she’s very sexy anymore.” [Page Six]
  • For Macaulay Culkin, fame at a young age was a bitch. “The night ‘Home Alone’ opened [in 1990], I woke up because I heard this scraping at my window, and I looked up and there were these three faces pressed at my window. And they were my neighbors, peering in the window just to look at me. We had to have the shades drawn at all times.” [Lowdown]