Nibbly Things: There’s Trouble In The Land Of TomKat

May 24th, 2006 // 7 Comments
  • Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reportedly got into a big fight — that ended with Holmes deciding to take baby Suri to Ohio to introduce the two-month-old to family and friends. Apparently her parents think that he’s a freak and he didn’t wanna go because he’d feel uncomfortable. [The Scoop]
  • The show must go on for Ryan Seacrest. Despite having crashed through a glass table during a meeting, and severely gashing his hand, Ryan was able to host last night’s episode of American Idol. He won’t let a little injury keep him from welcoming Clay Aiken with open legs arms on tonight’s finale. [PR Inside]
  • That Donald Trump is such a card. “Put your freaking, f–g hand down! You! Who keeps waving in the air!” charity auctioneer Donald Trump ordered a dinner guest at Chelsea Piers during Monday night’s fund-raiser benefiting the c for autistic children and honoring Katie Couric and Judith Giuliani. [Lowdown]
  • Ashton Kutcher really wants a baby. He’s so eager to have a child that he reportedly took a jet to spend time with wife Demi Moore when she was fertile. Have at it. [The Scoop]
  • So all the reports we’ve heard about Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban‘s wedding have been wrong. They will be married in Austrailia and not Nashville, and Bette Midler will not be singing at the couples wedding, but will be attending. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Kevin Costner tells ET not to believe any reports that he and wife may be splitting up. Thank God, I couldn’t handle another celebrity breakup. [ET]
By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. RunawayPoster

    Here’s your chance, Katie! Get a restraining order! Stay away from him! PLEASE!

  2. susiegrl

    “Cruise reportedly decided to fly his fiancée and tot to Toledo, drop them off and fly back to pick them up.”

    What is she…three??!!
    Step away from your “fiance” Tom, that’s right, let go, uh-uh, just take your hands off of her for a few moments…that’s a good boy, no, let go…let go. See? Now was that so bad??
    (NOW RUN KATIE!! RUN!!!!!)

  3. gOssiP

    i’m praying katie’s parents have some common sense and not let her go back to that monster!!

  4. d. c.

    in ordinary circumstances the grandparents and parents meet and greet and celebrate the child’s birth and welcome it to the family.. Tom cruise makes this normality in family greetings a death match of wills.. and downgrades his woman’s religous progress for acting normally?!! Hahaha What a Major Idiot!

  5. Jackson

    When did it become 2 months old being born , what, April 18 or so ?

  6. runkatie

    Yay for Katie! She and Suri should stay in Toldeo and get away from Cruiseboat.

  7. doofus

    nice catch there, jackson…

    yeah, Suri was supposedly born on April 18…so, uh…

    that would make her about 5 weeks old, by my calculations, not two months.

    adds more credibility to the theory that she was born earlier and they withheld the news to coincide with the release of M:I 3.

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