Nibbly Things: There’s Trouble In The Land Of TomKat

  • Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reportedly got into a big fight — that ended with Holmes deciding to take baby Suri to Ohio to introduce the two-month-old to family and friends. Apparently her parents think that he’s a freak and he didn’t wanna go because he’d feel uncomfortable. [The Scoop]
  • The show must go on for Ryan Seacrest. Despite having crashed through a glass table during a meeting, and severely gashing his hand, Ryan was able to host last night’s episode of American Idol. He won’t let a little injury keep him from welcoming Clay Aiken with open legs arms on tonight’s finale. [PR Inside]
  • That Donald Trump is such a card. “Put your freaking, f–g hand down! You! Who keeps waving in the air!” charity auctioneer Donald Trump ordered a dinner guest at Chelsea Piers during Monday night’s fund-raiser benefiting the c for autistic children and honoring Katie Couric and Judith Giuliani. [Lowdown]
  • Ashton Kutcher really wants a baby. He’s so eager to have a child that he reportedly took a jet to spend time with wife Demi Moore when she was fertile. Have at it. [The Scoop]
  • So all the reports we’ve heard about Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s wedding have been wrong. They will be married in Austrailia and not Nashville, and Bette Midler will not be singing at the couples wedding, but will be attending. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Kevin Costner tells ET not to believe any reports that he and wife may be splitting up. Thank God, I couldn’t handle another celebrity breakup. [ET]