Nibbly Things: The Willis/Lohan Grope and More

A Bruce Willis/LIndsay Lohan Grope
Shoot me now. [Page Six]
Michael Jackson Wears Jammies To Court
Michael’s bad back kept him out of pants. [AP]
Tara Reid Sues Over Condo Ad
An advertisement for Sky Las Vegas Condominiums published on Feb. 1 that reads, “Dear Tara Reid. Come let it all hang out.” [AP]
Lil’ Kim Takes Stand at Perjury Trial
“I was a victim (of the shooting),” said Lil’ Kim, a former sidekick of the late Notorious B.I.G. “I couldn’t believe I was being badgered the way I was.” – Yes poor ‘Lil Kim. [AP]
Was Marlon Brando A Perv?
Tarita Teriipia claims in her memoir, “Marlon, My Love and My Torment,” that the screen legend had an “inappropriate” relationship with their daughter, Cheyenne, who hanged herself in 1995. – Kind of hard to defend himself when he’s dead, isn’t it? [R&M]
Star Magazine Prints Lies
Shocking! [Page Six]
Ozzy Osborne Admits To Facelift
Wow. When Ozzy gets a facelift, you know it’s gone mainstream. [Ananova]