Nibbly Things: Scientology Kills The Career Of Isaac Hayes


  • Chef Isaac Hayes quits South Park over Scientology mockery. “There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins,” the 63-year-old soul singer and outspoken Scientologist said. Or was he pressured by the ghost of the late L. Ron Hubbard? [AP]
  • While Gawker is going to enhance it’s Gawker Stalker feature with Google Maps to locate celebrities within minutes, we here at A Socialite’s LIfe have gone one step further. Little did the Oscar attendees know, but in the dinner following the ceremony, we inserted tracking devices into each of the celebrities Wolfgang Puck deserts. So right now, Paris Hilton is taking a poo break in the bathroom of the Coffee & Bean at 11698 San Vincente Blvd. in Brentwood. [Lowdown]
  • Kate Moss has decided to trade in junkies for a vibrator. Wise choice, I’d say. Moss bought a limited-edition, Jimmyjane “Little Something” vibrator in 24K gold for $350, from La Petite Coquette. It comes with an inscription, which was presumably not coke whore. [Page Six]
  • According the The New Yorker, Christian Dior menswear guru Hedi Slimane, keeps himself skeletal by eating a steady diet of baby food. Oh God, girls don’t run out and stock up on baby food. Eww. [Page Six]
  • Sting likes to get his lap dances at Scores without the nuisance of pedestrians in his midst, so stay away. [Page Six]
  • Aaron Eckhardt, Katie Holmes’ co-star in Thank You For Smoking was asked how it was to have simulated sex with Holmes. His responses was eerily the same as Tom Cruise’s, “Wonderful.” [Lowdown]
  • For those of you keeping up with the latest rumors on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s wedding, the couple supposedly are getting married next week on a boat on Italy’s Lake Como, followed by a reception at a waterfront hotel. Still Italy, huh? [Rush & Molloy]