Nibbly Things: Star Jones Is Priceless

February 27th, 2006 // 5 Comments
  • A friend of a friend was looking over Star Jones‘ shoulder on a recent flight as the co-hostess of “The View” was using her Palm Pilot, and says Star’s password is “priceless.” I’ll let you guys tackle that one. [Page Six]
  • Why is Busta Rhymes avoiding the police in the investigation for his bodyguards murder? Maybe the answer is in a secret recording. The recording is believed to catch the unidentified shooter calling Rhymes a “bitch” before pulling the trigger. It also appears to confirm that rap star Tony Yayo, a member of 50 Cent‘s posse, was a central figure in the argument. [NYDN]
  • Amanda Lepore was deported from Britain in a passport mishap. The legend was detained for 11 hours, in which they had confiscated her purse, denying her access to such essentials as eyedrops and lipstick. How did she ever survive? [Gatecrasher]
  • Julia Roberts and Tom Cruise have the best smiles in America! And they were worth every penny. [FOXNews]
  • It’s war between Heidi Klum and Project Runway season one winner, Jay McCarroll. He called Heidi a twat. Now, a stylist friend of Heidi said the dress he designed for Heidi (that she didn’t wear), “looked like a Halloween costume from Rite Aid.” [Page Six]
  • Jessica Simpson dined with Gov. Bill Richardson, his wife and others at the governor’s mansion in Santa Fe. What on earth did they talk about? [AP]
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  1. Girly Girl

    Scroll down to the Britney Skankfest story below. She’s wearing a lovely pink tank with the gold emblazoned word: ‘Priceless’ across her sagging, braless tits.

    Hmmmm, Star and Britney… who would win the ‘Priceless’ war (which would be the most KICK ASS fight ever)? Consider the fact that Star is now anorexic because she married a gay guy who quit even making the pretense of screwing her as soon as his name was added to the checking account which considerably affects her ability to girlfight… or BritBrit who’s inflated ego is matched only by her belly which could certainly hamper her reflexes unless she thinks Star is a bag of Cheetos…

    I’m going to go with Brit. If for no other reason, she could probably rob a freaking bank with her feet after going barefoot in the Texaco bathroom…so you know she could put Star in a half-nelson, force feed her a burrito, and then rub a dirty toe in her face… which truly, would be PRICELESS.

  2. Kelsey

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I effing love it

  3. JerseyGirl

    I don’t know what Jay is flippin out about, it’s true. I saw his “Project Jay” show and the dress was hideous. My friend wore that exact dress in ice blue to our eighth grade social FIVE YEARS AGO. When some dress that you “design” looks exactly like one from that store DEB in the mall, you need to find another career.

  4. Small Fry

    I would’ve called Heidi Klum a twat too. That was a major diss to Jay. If she didn’t want to wear his dress without seeing it, then she shouldn’t have told him she would. She also should’ve had the balls to call him and tell him herself instead of having someone else do it for her. That’s like having your friend call your boyfriend and break up with him for you. If she was smart and wanted to avoid the name calling then she should’ve just told him she’d decide after she saw the design.

  5. Anna

    Yeah…I’ll say Star Jones is priceless…pricelessly pathetic. She’s a flippin’ train wreak! You don’t want to watch but you can’t close your eyes either [shudder].

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