Nibbly Things: Sharon Osbourne Wants To Knock Madonna Out

  • Sharon Osbourne would like to punch Madonna. I’m sure Madonna probably feels the same about Sharon. [Scoop
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  • Which celebrity has the best and worst plastic surgery? It’s a toss up. [cityrag]
  • Donald Trump and Martha Stewart aren’t sharing the love. [AP]
  • How about some Vincent Gallo sperm. It could be yours on eBay for $1 million. Why not just ask Chloe Sevigny if she still has some left over. [R&M]
  • The bitter custody battle continues between Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger. Say hello to one fucked up kid. Thanks Mom and Dad. [E Online]
  • Christina Aguilera was a naughty nurse this Halloween. And you? [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
  • If you want to see how sad MTV’s programming has gotten, you must check out a clip from Miss Seventeen. [Jossip]
  • Take a look at Hilary Duff’s mosquito bites. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Regis and Kelly have some Halloween fun. Quite impressive actually. [Just Jared]
  • It’s time to do the Yoda dance. [Egotastic]
  • Director Woody Allen is grateful for his wife Soon Yi. I suppose someone has to be. [Yahoo!]
  • Geraldo Rivera is tired of being made fun of. Unfortunately for him, we’re not tired of making fun of him. [calendarlive.com]