Nibbly Things: Rosie O’Donnell Apologizes To Kirstie Alley

March 28th, 2005 // Leave a Comment
  • Rosie O’Donnell, that crazy lesbian, has apologized to Kirstie Alley for saying that she lied about her weight. If you missed what she said: “I almost choked on my yodel I am 220 fess up kirstie–201 my [bleep] i started to fume.” The response: “the phone/kirstie w/ hurt feelings/i am sorry/4 that. . . . . never been joan [Rivers, presumably] kickin people when they are down/too ez – not me/u r not the target.” Are we five? [MSNBC]
  • Pat O’Brien did not call a gay African-American producer “Fruit Monkey” after all, at least that’s what an Insider employee is saying. It was another Access Hollywood producer who uttered the phrase. And that’s suppose to be better? [Gatecrasher]
  • Vincent Gallo did not use a stunt penis after all. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry? “It’s odd having so many men obsessed with my penis. If I had a more normal-sized penis, none of this would have ever happened,” he says. A penis can be such a curse. [Gawker]
  • It’s not easy been a teen idol. Someone other than Lindsay Lohan is having parental issues. Aaron Carter’s mother, Jane, insinuated he was a drug addict to The National Enquirer last week. Aaron is claiming that he’s not a drug addict. Maybe she’ll apologize like Rosie did to Kirstie, and the healiing can begin. [Page Six]
  • When you’re in prison you just can’t seem to get a break. The lawyer for rapper C-Murder, who angered authorities by recording parts of his upcoming music video and compact disc behind bars, has agreed to take only a pencil into jailhouse meetings. A pencil, no pen because you can hide lyrics inside a pen. Criminals are clever. [AP]
  • Missy Elliot is not doing America’s Next Top Model. Radio host Wendy Williams is claiming that Missy and Eva Pigford are more than just friends. Which of course everyone is denying. [Gatecrasher]
By Miu von Furstenberg

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