Nibbly Things: Ryan Seacrest Launches Clothing Line, World Stops Turning

  • Someone has found his true calling. Ryan Seacrest is set to launch his own line of tees, tanks, distressed polos and sweaters for men and women. He cleverly named the line “The R Line.” Brilliant! [USA Today]
  • Does it really take two people to fill Howard Stern’s shoes? Somehow, I don’t think so. [Jossip]
  • Could the end be nearing for Paris and Paris. The same-named twosome have been “fighting a lot.” Let’s pray for them. [Page Six]
  • Who knew that Britney Spears and Nicole Richie had twins? [Dlisted and Truth, Beauty, Love and Elisa]
  • It’s been a summer of celebrity psychos. [cityrag]
  • Elton John has vowed to stop being such a bitchy queen. “There was the Madonna thing and then I had the George Michael thing and the Posh Spice thing… I will keep my mouth shut now.” If he stops, that would make him boring old Elton again. [Ananova]