Nibbly Things: Page Six Magazine, It’s Alive!
- See all of the gossipy dish on glossy pages and in color! [Jossip]
- Heather Graham has stretch marks on her right breast. Consider this a public service announcement. [Drunken Stepfather]
- Somehow Pete Doherty has avoided jail once again. The druggy singer was given a community service order for 12 months, requiring him to attend a drug rehabilitation center and undergo monthly check-ups. Good luck with that. [Reuters]
- Girls Gone Wild empresario Joe Francis’ ass must be feeling a little better today, knowing that Darnell Riley, the man who forced him at gunpoint to pose for a video that he then used to try and extort money, pleaded guilty. [Hollywood, Interrupted]
- Katie Couric gets shit on. There’s nothing sweeter. [Drudge]
- Just in time for the Oscars, the Brokeback Mountain Sims. [Towleroad]
- Tara Reid is still trying to convince us she’s not a party girl. [Ananova]