Nibbly Things: Page Six Magazine, It’s Alive!

  • See all of the gossipy dish on glossy pages and in color! [Jossip]
  • Heather Graham has stretch marks on her right breast. Consider this a public service announcement. [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Somehow Pete Doherty has avoided jail once again. The druggy singer was given a community service order for 12 months, requiring him to attend a drug rehabilitation center and undergo monthly check-ups. Good luck with that. [Reuters]
  • Girls Gone Wild empresario Joe Francis’ ass must be feeling a little better today, knowing that Darnell Riley, the man who forced him at gunpoint to pose for a video that he then used to try and extort money, pleaded guilty. [Hollywood, Interrupted]
  • Katie Couric gets shit on. There’s nothing sweeter. [Drudge]
  • Just in time for the Oscars, the Brokeback Mountain Sims. [Towleroad]
  • Tara Reid is still trying to convince us she’s not a party girl. [Ananova]