NIbbly Things: Pete Doherty Rehab Quickie

  • Apparently rehab isn’t for Pete Doherty. He’s checked himself out a week after checking himself in. Oh well, he’s much more fun as a drugged out idiot anyway. [contactmusic]
  • Michael Jackson, gay porn, and the White House. Scandalous. [Radar Online]
  • Do you feel like you need to drink heavily after listening to Donald Trump drone on during The Apprentice. We’ll you will now be able to drink yourself into oblivion with Trump vodka. [Defamer]
  • Ricky Martin takes on human trafficking in Colombia as his latest noble cause. [AP]
  • Designers Dolce and Gabbana have actually started boycotting Tinseltown’s biggest night. “I don’t want to work for Oscars anymore,” they said, stating that today’s fashions are too conservative. Let’s see some more T&A this next year. [Extra]
  • Anderson Cooper is such a multi-faceted human being. Wonkette has accumulated the many moods of Anderson Cooper. I was expecting a more pouty look for the “Talking sex with Mom” story. [Wonkette]
  • Charlie’s Angels creator Aaron Spelling is suing a former nurse for allegedly violating a confidentiality agreement and spreading rumors around Hollywood that Spelling sexually harassed her. He’s 82. Draw your own conclusions. [Mercury News]