Nibbly Things: Preston Federline?

August 19th, 2005 // 6 Comments
  • Britney Spears and K Fed have named their upcoming bundle of joy Preston. Silence. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
  • Hip-hop star Kanye West calls for an end to gay bashing. The fact that you’d never expect this coming from him is what makes it so great. [Towleroad]
  • Men’s Vogue may be aimed at the British male demographic. [Gawker]
  • Homo’s gone wild in Gaza. Not quite, but it does make for a interesting screen capture. [Jossip]
  • And on that terrible day, Holly found out that crack cocaine and Grolsch beer actually taste great together. [The Corsair]
  • How not to rebuild the image of the LPGA. [Best Week Ever]
  • The shoot that no one would pose for – Jude Law, sans fluffer. [Defamer]
  • I never thought these words would have come out of Sylvester Stallone‘s mouth – “I am not another Rosie O’Donnell.” Well said, Sly. [Page Six]
By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. DJ

    i dont think its the size of judes penis but the size of his ego. Nothing is worse then a man that cant commit, and one that embarrasses his current girlfriend into emotional chaos.

  2. “yo beyotches, Preston’s in da’ House”

  3. mary

    Kanye West – biggest hypocrite.

    Anyone seen him on a BET interview? He was preaching about child slavery labour in Africa in those diamond mines, bla bla bla…then he was asked why he was wearing bling bling around his neck, he started to fluster and choke. ‘Uh uh, well…see…this was a gift…so…”

    Shut it up already! He is so full of himself.

  4. TasAnnie

    Maybe they bought the wrong book – they meant to buy the “Names for Your Baby” book, but bought the “Names for Your Butler” book?

    Maybe they think by giving him a name that sounds prestegious and elite, they can somehow hope that their obvious classiness shows through?

    Maybe they must want him to get beaten up at school.

  5. Jizbiotch

    Utra. This guy/gal shall die. He’s not only homo, he’s ono.

  6. Jizbiotch

    I was referring to the announcer. Now, let me see, where’s the Vodka.

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