Nibbly Things: Pat O’Brien Get’s Naughty and More

A Masturbating Pat O’Brien
No thank you. [Page Six]
Patricia Heaton Sounds Off On Terri Schiavo
The world is not so happy with Patricia Heaton. [Patricia Heaton Online – thanks to Kelly for the link]
Sandra Bullock On Her Male Co-Stars
Ben Affleck. He was Mr. Late. On ‘Forces of Nature,’ we called it ‘Ben time.'” [Daily Dish]
Mischa Barton Topless
Kind of conehead shaped. [stereogum]
Michael Jackson: Live In Vegas
This would make so much sense. [Jossip]