Nibbly Things: Naomi Campbell Attacks Assistant With Blackberry

March 30th, 2005 // 3 Comments
  • Naomi Campbell’s can’t stop assaulting assistants. She has allegedly attacked another one of her assistants — beating her with a BlackBerry and slapping her across the face. You know you better take our survey now. Now the assistant is claiming the story is not true. Whatever. [Page Six]
  • A totally unconfirmed rumor about the former Bennifer. It seems that Jennifer wanted to get it on with Ben, however, Ben was concerned about the fact that Jennifer may ____ on him. A must read. [The Superficial]
  • Hllary Swank has been fined for bringing and apple and an orange into New Zealand. Yes, and apple and an orange. Swank was issued notice of a fine for breaching New Zealand’s strict quarantine laws when she failed to declare an apple and an orange while arriving at an airport on Jan. 15 on a flight from Los Angeles. [AP]
  • The lesbian daughter of Dick Cheney is writing a memoir. I’m assuming it won’t be a Joan Collins type of memoir. Oh, well. Any insight into what makes Dick run will be helpful. [AP]
By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. Yeah, it will be interesting to find out just how Cheney’s daughter feels about Dick…

    (sorry, I couldn’t resist.)

  2. Steve

    We already know how Cheney’s daughter feels about
    Dick. She’s a lesbian and therefore doesn’t like it.

  3. Maybe the Blackberry Beatdown Naomi’s assistant received caused her to have amnesia.

    The assistant could be suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, like others who have seen combat.

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