Nibbly Things: Naomi Campbell Attacks Assistant With Blackberry

  • Naomi Campbell’s can’t stop assaulting assistants. She has allegedly attacked another one of her assistants — beating her with a BlackBerry and slapping her across the face. You know you better take our survey now. Now the assistant is claiming the story is not true. Whatever. [Page Six]
  • A totally unconfirmed rumor about the former Bennifer. It seems that Jennifer wanted to get it on with Ben, however, Ben was concerned about the fact that Jennifer may ____ on him. A must read. [The Superficial]
  • Hllary Swank has been fined for bringing and apple and an orange into New Zealand. Yes, and apple and an orange. Swank was issued notice of a fine for breaching New Zealand’s strict quarantine laws when she failed to declare an apple and an orange while arriving at an airport on Jan. 15 on a flight from Los Angeles. [AP]
  • The lesbian daughter of Dick Cheney is writing a memoir. I’m assuming it won’t be a Joan Collins type of memoir. Oh, well. Any insight into what makes Dick run will be helpful. [AP]