Nibbly Things: No Pedestrians Injured In Lizzie Grubman Wedding


  • Lizzie Grubman and Chris Stern tied the knot yesterday in a small ceremony in front of a few friends and immediate family in her father’s posh upper East Side apartment. The couple was going to get married in a rundown crack den, but then Lizzie remembered that she hates fucking white trash. [Daily Dish]
  • Stupid things continue to fall out of the mouth of Eva Longoria. On her boyfriend Tony Parker, Eva says, “I’m the experienced one. I’m the teacher, especially about love. He’s always telling me he’s never met anyone who loves the way I do — wholly and freely and unconditionally.” [CNN]
  • Tom Sizemore claims, “Since losing my virginity to a hooker at 14 I’ve slept with almost 2,000 women.” I’m suprised there would be 2000 women stupid enough to do so, and two of those women include Paris Hilton and Elizabeth Hurley. [News Of The World]
  • Why was Tony Danza sitting next to Liza Minnelli at the screening of her “Liza With a Z” DVD? [Gatecrasher]
  • Cameron Diaz once said she stopped eating pork when someone told her pigs have the same mental capacity as a 3-year-old child. The bubble-brained star admits it’s been especially tough since bacon was her favorite hangover cure. [Page Six]
  • Rich playboy Steven Bing, father of Elizabeth Hurley’s son and former boyfriend of Nicole Kidman, has been seen out with Dina Lohan. Dina was overheard telling a publicist pal when they hit Cain nightclub, “I’m just playing with him.” Sweetie, he just wants to get into your pants; you’re playing no one. [Gatecrasher]
  • Natalie Portman is an apparent dancing machine. At Aer Lounge, she proceeded to dance like “a madwoman” on top of a banquette for hours until she almost passed out. [Page Six]