Nibbly Things: Michelle Rodriguez Back In Jail

May 26th, 2006 // 11 Comments
  • Where is Michelle Rodriguez going after her 60-day stint in jail ends? France! “I’m moving to France,” she says. “You know, people don’t bother you there. I do what I got to do. Then I leave the country and never come back.” Au revoir! [TMZ]
  • Barbara Walters is worth more than $6 million, or at least that’s what she thinks. She has gotten out of a $6 million contract with Miramax books for her memoirs. She’s looking for more money from another publisher. [Page Six]
  • You’d never guess who is a fan of American Idol winner Taylor Hicks? Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. She’ll even be sending her fellow Birmingham native a congratulatory letter. [Time]
  • Get ready for the details of the Michael Jackson/Debbie Rowe divorce and custody case to become public. The judge ruled Wednesday that all the papers from the Rowe-Jackson custody and divorce case be filed for the public to view. [FOX411]
  • The Anthony Pellicano just gets more and more interesting. There is now possible evidence that the private detective was also a go-between for Israeli mobsters? [Rush & Molloy]
  • Ailing movie legend Elizabeth Taylor has agreed to sit down for what is expected to be one of her final TV interviews with pal Larry King next week. Despite reports to the contrary, Elizabeth does not have Alzheimers and is not on the verge of death. [Starpulse]
By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. doofus

    aw, what a huge loss for the US…yeah, because we want violent, angry, drunk drivers in this country.

    “people don’t bother you there”?…here’s a tip for Ms. Rodriguez…THEY BUST DRUNK DRIVERS OVER IN EUROPE, TOO.

  2. Spaz Cadet

    Ha ha. Over in Europe the legal limit is half (or less) the U.S.’s. And they are serious about it.

    But by all means, get your sorry ass off to France.

  3. tocutetoscoot

    What is Michelle Rodriguez’s ghetto ass gonna do in France?! Please! She has about as much class as a pretzel. Good luck drunk ass!

  4. Larilee

    Good luck with that France thing, Michelle. I really doubt you’ll be all that popular there.

  5. blah

    Yeah, but she can do a lot less damage in a SmartCar or on a Vespa than in a big ole Dee-troit SUV. Har.

  6. las

    Go on over, Michelle. If you think the French will let you get away with wild drunken driving, you’re out of your tiny mind.

    Just watch. Two months of la belle Francaise, and she will be railing about how nasty THEY are.

  7. Paul

    Please take Alec Baldwin with you, he promised

  8. Mary

    she’s pathetic. Says she LOVED her time in jail. Trash in Europe only gets one isolated, have fun! They’ll pay her to leave.

  9. Elizabeth

    I think the French deserve her…

  10. PROMISE not to come back?!

  11. heh

    shes hot id do her

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