Nibbly Things: Mary-Kate Olsen Drops It Like It’s Hot

June 17th, 2005 // 5 Comments
  • Mary-Kate Olsen loves some Snoop Dogg. As Snoop Dogg’s “Drop It Like It’s Hot” blared, the brunette Olsen twin began gyrating as if being Tasered – pausing only to allow herself to be dipped by a dark-haired guy who was definitely not her rumored boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos 3rd. Happy Birthday week! [Lowdown]
  • Why won’t Omarosa’s 15 minutes never end. She’s currently shooting a pilot for a talk show with the people behind Jerry Springers trash fest. We don’t need this. [Page Six]
  • Whose the most powerful celebrity? Oprah of course. She brought in a whopping $225 million last year. While Tom Cruise only brought in $31 million (after Scientology dues that comes to about $15 million). [E Online]
  • Gillette has given David Beckham a $50,000 diamond encrusted razor. Because it’s so practical. [Towleroad]
  • You don’t know much about Paris Hilton’s fianance? Well here’s a little crib sheet. [WOW Report]
  • Proving that she actually has some smarts, Jennifer Wilbanks (the runaway bride) has sold the television rights to her story to ReganMedia. Judith, Judith, Judith. You’re getting trashier by the minute. [E Online]
By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Interesting how you call them Scientology “dues”. I mean, really, calling them tithes would have legitimized it as a church.

    SAVE KATIE.

    the absursit

  2. Interesting how you call them Scientology “dues”. I mean, really, calling them tithes would have legitimized it as a church.

    SAVE KATIE.

    the absurdist

  3. chars

    screw saving Katie, she entered the deal on her own free will. can’t save someone who is stupid, superficial and greedy. I say let her live with her decision.

  4. kdjhf

    its spelled: fiance (with an accent on the e)

  5. mary-kate is my idol when it comes to dressing. she doesn’t look like some abercrombie and fitch skank. she’s amazinggggggggggggg.

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