Nibbly Things: Michael Jackson’s Duck Butter & More

Michael Jackson Refers To Semen As Duck Butter
As a code word for the kiddies so they know what he’s talking about. [WOW]
Anna Wintour & Bob Marley Were Lovers
Do you know how many things are wrong with that. [Page Six]
Mike Piazza Gets A Playmate
He’s engaged. First Fabian Basabe and now Mike Piazza. Wonders will never cease. [R&M]
Paris Hilton Dresses Well
She must be on drugs. [Go Fug Yourself]
Britney Federline Finally Wearing Shoes While Using Public Restrooms
Is it due to the disgusting ankle rash? [Stereogum]