Nibbly Things: Losing Weight With Frank Gotti and More

Welcome To The Gotti Diet
If you don’t lose weight you have to shoot yourself in the kneecaps. [Gawker]
Man Arrested In David Letterman Kidnap Plot
Kelly A. Frank was charged with plotting to kidnap the talk-show host’s toddler son and nanny and hold them for $5 million ransom. – Ah, to be a celebrity. [AP]
Roger Vadim Forced Jane Fonda In Orgy Participation
Of course she waited until he died to make the charge. [AP]
Top Model Collapses Under Criticism
That was one of my most Tivoed moments. [Stereogum]
Brittany Murphy Has Never Seen Cocaine
And vodka’s brown. [Defamer]