Nibbly Things: Lindsay Lohan Would Do Nude For Oscar

  • Lindsay Lohan told Cosmopolitan magazine that she would do a nude scene if she knew she’d win an Oscar for the role. She said that she’s already “OK with being topless in front of people.” I have the perfect Oscar winning role for her – she could star in a remake of Showgirls in the Elizabeth Berkley role. She’d shine. [WSBTV]
  • The restraining order request against Paris Hilton, brought by party promoter Brian Quintana has been granted. She has been ordered to stay at least 100 yards away from Mr. Quintana, who claimed she threatened him — unless they’re at a party together (in which they can hang out like girlfriends). Well of course, why cramp Ms. Hilton’s party lifestyle? [AP]
  • It’s over for Uma Thurman and hotelier Andre Balazs. A source told Page Six, “They recently got into a huge fight and Uma dumped him.” Too sad…he was a hottie. [Page Six]
  • Bruce Willis goes all Die Hard on the president of Columbia, calling him “arrogant” and “ignorant” for comments he made about that country’s illegal drug trade. Wait, is this the premise for Die Hard 4? [The Scoop]
  • Where will you find the ugly workers at the celeb-studded Reebok Sports Club/NY? In the back-rooms of course. Because ugly people scare celebrities. [Rush & Molloy]
  • TMZ has obtained a 911 tape capturing the desperate pleas from the girlfriend of easy-listening musician Yanni. It’s a bit hard to hear some of the details (so TMZ has it transcribed), but the girlfriend does sound pretty upset. Score one for the girlfriend’s case. [TMZ]
  • It’s never good to start off a plagarism trial be admitting that you may have exaggerated your case. That’s exactly how the “The Da Vinci Code” trial as begun. [ABC News]
  • It’s amazing to me that one crazy socialite, the A&P heiress Juliet Hartford, could freak the bejesus out of the future Bond, Daniel Craig. [Page Six]