Nibbly Things: Lindsay Lohan Gets Deep

  • Lindsay Lohan has the word breathe tattooed on her wrist. “It obviously has a double meaning,” said a friend. “It’s about the asthma attack, but also a reminder to just slow down and enjoy life.” Wow. Deep. [Fashion Monitor]
  • Jessica Simpson finally sleeps with Adam Levine of Maroon 5, while Jude Law has been hooking up with a tired old stripper. [Page Six]
  • Former NSnyc member Lance Bass seems to have an issue with Perez Hilton. [MySpace]
  • The Bush twins were at a club that handed out condoms. Scandalous. [Page Six]
  • Paris Hilton wants the mental status of Zeta Graff checked out. Mmm, shouldn’t someone be checking Paris’ mental status? [Court TV]
  • Does Ashley Olsen have the hots for Bencio Del Toro? Probably because he looks like Brad Pitt. [R&M]
  • Colin Farrell loves doing love scenes, and doesn’t mind being naked on film. So why all the sex tape hub-ub? [The Sun]