Nibbly Things: Lillo Brancato Jr.’s Tragic Story

  • Who? It’s the story of the moment. A C-List actor is critically injured in a botched robbery in which an NYPD officer was killed. I smell a TV movie of the week. [NYDN]
  • Rest in peace Mr. Pryor. You were one hilarious man. [Daily Dish]
  • It looks like Nick Lachey could be taking home a big paycheck. The couple’s joint worth is said to be around $50 million. He would take home half of that. [Post Chronicle]
  • Michael Jackson apparently worshiped Marlon Brando. The twosome had planned on producing a two-night television special highlighting each of their careers. What an odd pair. [Page Six]
  • In related news, Michael Jackson has not overdosed. Yet. [Access Hollywood]
  • Dakota Fanning will not let herself get tarted up by Tom Ford. [The Corsair]
  • Britney Spears receives some sympathy from Carmen Electra and Ashlee Simpson regarding her marriage woes. As I’m sure does The Pope. [FemaleFirst]