Nibbly Things: Lindsay Lohan’s Not Dating Mitch Mortaza

  • So it looks as if the rumor was not true. Lindsay Lohan and Mitch Mortaza (a party promoter) are not dating. The two apparently have never met. [Radar Online]
  • “It’s not all that hard, really. My exposed skeletal grooves make it impossible for the hoola-hoop to actually fall.” [The Corsair]
  • It looks like Sandra Bullock has fallen on some hard times. She’s taken to working the counter at a bakery. [AP]
  • Are Mischa Barton and Brandon Davis back together? Shoot me now. Actually no, shoot them now. With water pellets or a paint gun. We don’t want to be responsible for Mischa or Brandon being offed. [Perez Hilton]
  • Looking for an internship. Do you love media gossip? Look no further than Gawker. [Gawker]
  • Jessica Simpson gives Britney Spears advice. He he. [UK-Flava]
  • Do D-List celebrities like D-List music? I’m thinking Kathy Griffin’s iTunes playlist may be a joke. [The Suck My Blog]