Nibbly Things: Kevin Federline Promises Not to Suck

  • Kevin Federline says viewers will be “shocked” and naysayers “surprised” at his first live performance in front of a national audience. At how awful he is? [USA Today]
  • Actress Julia Roberts is set to make her debut as the spokesperson for Earth Biofuels, an alternative fuel company. “It’s very important that we expand our use of clean energy and make a long-term commitment to it. Biodiesel and ethanol are better for the environment and for the air we breathe,” Roberts said in a statement released this week. I couldn’t have said it better myself Julia. [AP]
  • Jessica Simpson skipped sister Ashlee Simpson’s Victoria’s Secret performance to avoid a possible run in with ex-husband Nick Lachey’s girlfriend, Vanessa Minnillo. Smart move, because I think Vanessa could kick Jessica’s ass. [Page Six]
  • Chef Rocco Dispirito is in talks regarding his joining the cast of “Chicago.” DiSpirito’s rep confirms the talks, but says nothing’s set. WTF? [Rush & Molloy]
  • Celebrity babies and their love of rollneck sweaters. Excuse me while I shudder. [MollyGood]

Written by Tara Boyd