Nibbly Things: Kimora’s Mug Shot, Demi & Ashton, Elijah Wood’s Midget & More

> Kimora Lee Simmons Mug Shot
While the Kabbalah braclet failed to ward off the evil police, it did provide her with a beautiful free set of head shots. [KTB]
> Demi and Ashton May Wed In Israel
Moore and Kutcher are planning to get married in a Kabbalah ceremony in Tel Aviv. When will the Kabbalah madness end? [MSNBC]
> Elijah Wood’s Male Circus Midget
I hear they give the best blow jobs. [superficial]
> Catherine Zeta-Jones Stalker Threatened To Slice Her Up
The actress said she felt terrorized and was so panicked that she felt she was about to suffer a stroke or heart attack. – Take it easy Catie, the stalker said she was sorry for writing the letters. [Reuters]
> Pamela Anderson and David LaChapelle Gone Awry
Apparently you should never call Mr. LaChapelle’s photographs campy. [kate sullivan ect. via Defamer]