Nibbly Things: Karl Lagerfeld Buttons Up In The Back

  • I’m not surprised that strong>Karl Lagerfeld has an assistant dress him everyday. However, the reason why he does surprises me. All of his shirts button up in the back to make him look more skinny (please), so the assistant must help button him up. No word on if Karl wears button fly pants. [Gatecrasher]
  • Have you been wondering what to get Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger in celebration of their forthcoming bundle of joy? How about an Isis Back To Work Set-2000? [Buy Buy Baby]
  • Britney Spears is still loving her Starbucks. I’m hoping she’s enjoying the decaf. [cityrag]
  • How does Life & Style magazine find all those photos of happy celebrity couples to put on their covers? By photoshopping them. [Gawker]
  • Is Teri Hatcher thinking of leaving Desperate Housewives? Talk about stupid career moves. [NewWoman]
  • Have you been admiring Paris Hilton’s tan? Well now you can purchase Paris’ tan in a can – her shade is known as regular bronze. [Ananova]
  • Marc Anthony is an ass. [Lowdown]