Nibbly Things: Jessica Simpson Heats Things Up With Dane Cook

June 28th, 2006 // 2 Comments
  • Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook can’t hide their lust for each other anymore. According to a witness at Hyde last week: “They looked like two people trying not to look like a couple but who really wanted to rip each other’s clothes off,” a “witness” told L&S, which also reports that at 2 a.m. the two planned a rendezvous at a gas station. [The Scoop]
  • Okay, Patricia Arquette‘s new husband Thomas Jane may be one of the most romantic people in the world. He proposed by renting out a movie theater, and “proposing on screen” to Patricia. She had no idea what he had done. Ahhhh. [Page Six]
  • Yes, Jerry Falwell is still an idiot. [Media Matters]
  • Did Tori Spelling actually reconcile with her father last week? Canadian gossip Shinan Govani says the claim seems odd because the blond heiress-actress had been in Toronto all week “doing nonstop media for her reality show.” Curious. [Page Six]
  • Singer Boy George will be picking up trash. He must complete five days of court-ordered community service as an employee of the Department of Sanitation, a spokesman for the city agency confirmed Tuesday. [USA Today]
  • Michael Jackson is cleaning house and moving to Europe (possibly France). Johnny Depp‘s on high alert. [Rush & Molloy]
By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. kasey

    Tori said she reconciled with her father BEFORE the stroke that led to his death. His stroke was on the 18th. Was Tori in Toronto before he had his stroke?

  2. flippedscript

    Though he’s said many a stupid thing, I don’t really see what was so idiotic about Falwell’s comment in the link. He’s pretty much right on that one.

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