Nibbly Things: Jake Gyllenhaal to Play Lance Armstrong on Big Screen

  • McConaughey was also angling for the chance to play Armstrong. What will this do to the threesome of Lance Armstrong, Matthew McConaughey and Jake Gyllenhaal? [Zwecker]
  • Jessica Simpson asked if she could kiss Britney Spears’ very pregnant belly after her husband’s performance at the Teen Choice Awards. “Hell, no!” responded Spears. A witness added: “Jessica was really insulted, but Britney refused to let her do it.” [Lowdown]
  • Sorry kids, Brandon Routh is no longer available. The star of Superman is engaged to his girlfriend, actress Courtney Ford. The couple is planning to wed next fall. [People]
  • Fans aren’t sticking around to find out how the Meryl Streep and Kevin Kline starring play “Mother Courage And Her Children” ends. The play has been described as long and tedious. [Starpulse]