Nibbly Things: John Kerry is Lurch, Madonna Says No To Cursing & More

John Kerry is Lurch
Kudos to Page Six [NYP]
Madonna Has a Cursing Fine
Somehow I think this story was put out there after that rabbi called her a slut. [NYP]
Michael Jackson Gets Some Good News
He wasn’t a child molester in the 80’s. [AP]
Tom Cruise’s in Suing Mode
Lawsuit happy Tom is pissed off about a fake document regarding his demands for Mission Impossible 3. [MSNBC]
Dennis Quaid is Engaged
Sleeping with Russell Crowe was the stupidist thing Meg Ryan ever did. [E Online]