Nibbly Things: John Kerry is Lurch, Madonna Says No To Cursing & More

June 3rd, 2004 // 1 Comment

John Kerry is Lurch
Kudos to Page Six [NYP]
Madonna Has a Cursing Fine
Somehow I think this story was put out there after that rabbi called her a slut. [NYP]
Michael Jackson Gets Some Good News
He wasn’t a child molester in the 80′s. [AP]
Tom Cruise’s in Suing Mode
Lawsuit happy Tom is pissed off about a fake document regarding his demands for Mission Impossible 3. [MSNBC]
Dennis Quaid is Engaged
Sleeping with Russell Crowe was the stupidist thing Meg Ryan ever did. [E Online]

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. The Cruise story is no longer about the memo; rather it is about the heavy-handed suppression of free speech (rather than reasoned explanation) by Cruise and his handlers. THAT makes this a legitimate news story and therefore worthy of wide dissemination. I’ve done my part by reprinting the original “Fly On The Wall” story on my site for those who missed it.

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