Nibbly Things: Jessica Simpson Bails On G.W. Over Border Policy


  • Singer-actress (he-he) Jessica Simpson on Wednesday turned down a invitation to meet with U.S. President George W. Bush, a snub that left Republicans dismayed. The Swift Report has uncovered the real reason behind her snub. Ms. Simpson was reportedly worried that her appearance with the President might be interpreted as an endorsement of his border security policies, of which she has been an outspoken critic. “She draws the line at foreigners owning our ports and an amnesty for illegal aliens.” Sadly, she won’t be able to wear the ultra patriotic red gown by designer Michael Kors that she had picked out to wear at the event. I love The Swift Report. [The Swift Report]
  • Two of the heroin puppies (10 Heroin Puppies that were seized from a Colombian farm with a pound of liquid heroin implanted into each of their bellies) are said to be doing extremely well. I still can’t believe anyone would do that. [WOW Report]
  • Britney Spears steps on a needle. Now maybe the woman will finally wear some fricking shoes! [FemaleFirst]
  • Manolo Blahnik isn’t too thrilled about the association between his shoes and Sex and the City. But I’m sure he’s loving the money that came with the free mega-publicity. [Jossip]
  • ABC News anchor Bob Woodruff was released on Thursday from a military hospital outside Washington; he has been moved to a private facility. [People]
  • Josh Hartnett finally cleans up and throws on some lipstick. [Towleroad]
  • CBS is fined $3.6 million for airing an episode of Without A Trace that depicted a teen sex orgy. Apparently it has been a while since the members of the FCC were in high school. [Daily News]