Nibbly Things: George Clooney Emotinally Ravaged Teri Hatcher

March 10th, 2006 // 11 Comments
  • First the abuse, and now this! George Clooney left Teri Hatcher “so emotionally bereft, so overwhelmed with grief, that it can hurt just trying to watch her cope with it.” Now she’s just a complete mess. [Page Six]
  • Here’s a shocker. Not. Luther Vandross was gay. The closet proved to be too small for the late singer to share it with anyone, he rarely got laid. The same fate (not the dead part) has also bestowed the crooner Johnny Mathis. [Rush & Molloy]
  • After being banned from the Vanity Fair Oscar party this year, it looks like Paris Hilton will be banned from Elton John‘s party next year as well. “When it was suggested to her that she donate the money, Paris just said, ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ and waltzed right in.” Trash. [Page Six]
  • Is Lloyd Grove headed to the Post? That’s the gossip. [Gawker]
  • Dennis Quaid admits he battled manorexia in the mid-90′s. Now, if we could only get him to talk to Carson Daley. [Page Six]
  • Where have all the llamas gone? Citing Michael Jackson‘s failure to cover his employees with required insurance, California state labor officials today effectively closed the singer’s Neverland Ranch and fined him $69,000. [TSG]
By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. been there

    George C. is TOO charming! Never trust a guy that charming, cause it usually means they’re working some kinda con.

  2. Tired of the Hiltons

    I say media stop taking pictures or even paying any attention at all to Paris Hilton, she is not only annoying, but her personality make her unattractive (but she is not very attractive anyway….her personality just makes her look worse..) People like her should not be as wealthy as they are.

  3. anonymouse

    I feel sorry for Teri Hatcher, really.

  4. Anne

    I totally agree. Paris annoys the hell out of me. I wish she’d get shipped to the moon in a titanium box.

  5. Audacte

    I will start with, I adore G. Clooney… the same way I adore a really really small dog: from a distance; acknowledging their charm and thinking: something is just not right. (No offense to those who own tiny small dogs.) I think GC exudes a Cary Grant type charisma with no sex appeal… almost as if GC has over-ridden his sex appeal with charm and humor… almost as if GC’s real sex appeal might not appeal to those of the opposite sex….

  6. doofus

    well, it appears us paris-haters can take heart.

    so far, she’s gotten herself banned from two parties…hopefully more as people realize she adds NOTHING to any party (unless it’s a Playboy party or an orge) and won’t let her in since she doesn’t really DO anything.

    a recent survey (don’t know who took it but the results were on a NJ radio station the other day) indicated that not only do people not like her, but they like her even LESS than they like Dick Cheney. You know you’re in trouble when Cheney is more popular than you are.

    I’m hoping she’s at 14:58 and counting.

  7. Bored

    Teri Hatcher is so full of shit. She lives on the same street as Clooney and they had one dinner together. That’s it. The rest is garbage.

  8. Teri needs therapy...

    I feel really bad for Teri Hatcher. That being said, I really think she needs therapy. Everyone in the free world knows George Clooney’s reputation (for God’s Sake…he’s hopped between Lisa Snowden and the Krista Allen girl for the last few years…). If one were to get involved with him, one should know not to invest any feelings for him. Teri comes off a bit needy….

  9. Anon

    At least Parisite notifies her sexual partners of anything she may carry…,1,18523,00.html

  10. Silasdog

    Hold it! Teri Hatcher’s abuse compelled her to play sexpots throughout her acting career? That may sound cold, but what were the effects of this abuse? Please excuse me folks, but I am always suspicious of celebs who come out with these stories.

  11. pool

    I agree with you Silasdog. I think her name hasnt been in the spotlight in a while and she needed to mak another headline….

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