Nibbly Things: George Clooney Emotinally Ravaged Teri Hatcher

  • First the abuse, and now this! George Clooney left Teri Hatcher “so emotionally bereft, so overwhelmed with grief, that it can hurt just trying to watch her cope with it.” Now she’s just a complete mess. [Page Six]
  • Here’s a shocker. Not. Luther Vandross was gay. The closet proved to be too small for the late singer to share it with anyone, he rarely got laid. The same fate (not the dead part) has also bestowed the crooner Johnny Mathis. [Rush & Molloy]
  • After being banned from the Vanity Fair Oscar party this year, it looks like Paris Hilton will be banned from Elton John’s party next year as well. “When it was suggested to her that she donate the money, Paris just said, ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ and waltzed right in.” Trash. [Page Six]
  • Is Lloyd Grove headed to the Post? That’s the gossip. [Gawker]
  • Dennis Quaid admits he battled manorexia in the mid-90’s. Now, if we could only get him to talk to Carson Daley. [Page Six]
  • Where have all the llamas gone? Citing Michael Jackson’s failure to cover his employees with required insurance, California state labor officials today effectively closed the singer’s Neverland Ranch and fined him $69,000. [TSG]