Nibbly Things: Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s Not a Fan of ‘Law & Order’

  • “The View” cohost Elisabeth Hasselbeck is fuming mad over an episode of “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” in which a character, Elizabeth Hassenback, is raped and killed, she said on Tuesday. What SVU producers didn’t tell Hasselbeck is that they changed the name of her killer on the show, the we’re originally going to go with Roger O’Donnell. [People]
  • Foxy Brown was sentenced on Tuesday to three years probation and anger management classes for assaulting two nail salon stylists over a $20 manicure. So bitch avoided prison. Nice going. [Reuters]
  • Actor George Clooney is reteaming with filmmakers Joel and Ethan Coen for their third film together, “Burn After Reading,” a spy caper about a CIA agent who loses the disc of the book he is writing. Let’s hope is more like “O Brother, Where Art Thou?,” and less like “Intolerable Cruelty.” [Reuters]
  • Barbra Streisand is security conscious. She requires a K-9 sweep of the concert arenas prior to her concerts. [TSG]

Written by Lauren Burch