Nibbly Things: Don’t You Dare Move Tommy Hilfiger’s Girlfriend’s Drink

  • That is one theory as to why Tommy Hilfiger went postal on Axl Rose at Rosario Dawson’s birthday party. Another more interesting theory is that the Hilfiger brothers had made a “pact” to pummel Rose on sight. Why would they do this you ask? One reason that could explain all of this, is that Axl Rose is dating Diane O’Connor, the ex-wife of Hilfiger’s adopted brother, denim designer Michael H. Who knew Tommy was such a brute? [Page Six]
  • Paris Hilton played pals in Cannes a voice message from an angry Lindsay Lohan — and called Lohan the C-word, according to our spy. Paris’ rep argues, “I’ve never heard her use that word.” Lindsay admits she’s “mad” at Paris and her sidekick Brandon Davis. How does Elliot Mintz (Paris Hilton’s publicist) do it? He must be paid extremely well. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Former Lost star Michelle Rodriguez is headed to jail once more. This time she has been sentenced to 60 days in jail for violating her probation. Rodriguez also was ordered to check herself into an alcohol rehab program and perform 30 days of community service, including participating in programs run by Mothers Against Drunk Driving. Enjoy your little vacation Michelle! [TMZ]
  • Nicole Kidman is a brave woman. She is reportedly getting married to country crooner Keith Urban without a prenuptial agreement. The reason being, the couple have similar incomes so the point would be moot. [The Scoop]
  • There’s more trouble for designer Tory Burch than just her marriage, her fashion line is said to be moving very slowly at Bergdorf Goodman. Her millionaire venture capitalist soon to be ex-husband (and backer) Christopher Burch was said to be overheard in Bergdorf Goodman shouting into his cellphone: “The s–‘s not selling! What do we do?” Agitated, he pulled various jackets off one of the racks, saying, “This isn’t selling, that isn’t selling …” Not good. [Lowdown]
  • Charles Gibson has been named the sole anchor of World News Tonight, with Elizabeth Vargas returning to 20/20. Poor Lizzy, she really just can’t get a break. [ABC News]