Nibbly Things: Dead Things Aren’t Allowed To Touch Pamela Anderson

February 6th, 2006 // 7 Comments
  • PeTA enthusiast Pamela Anderson was less than pleased to be brushed by a huge fur being carried by P. Diddy‘s mother, Janice Combs, at his fragrance launch. “She went bananas,” said a snitch. “Dead things are not allowed to touch her.” We get it, she won’t be having tea with Shelly Winters anytime soon. [Gatecrasher]
  • Heath Ledger has opted to move from Sydney, Austrailia after the water pistol attack by the paparazzi. What a wuss. []
  • What made Beyonce who she is today? A slap across the face from her mother. [contactmusic]
  • A fracas broke out at the funeral for actor Chris Penn when a paparazzo got too close for grieving brother Sean’s comfort. Sean became irate with a photographer, there was an altercation and Mark Ruffalo allegedly seized the photographer’s video card out of his camera. [TMZ]
  • Courtney Love won a release from home detention monitoring on Friday from a Los Angeles judge who praised her progress in recovering from drug addiction. The singer was quoted as saying “put a very gnarly drug problem behind [her].” Lets keep it up now. [Reuters]
  • Feminist pioneer Betty Friedan has died. The Feminine Mystique writer helped inspire the modern feminist movement and who co-founded the National Organization for Women, died on Saturday on her 85th birthday. Thanks for opening up people’s minds. [Reuters]
  • Is it really suprising that Sean Combs is vain? He prefers not to be shot from the side, as not to show his overbite and non-existant chin. [Page Six]
By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. I admire the woman’s ethics. I’d admire her dedication to the sanctity of organic life more if she didn’t add 10 pounds of synthetics to her rack every other year.

  2. Fugly Girl

    I’m sure Pam doesn’t own any leather shoes or purses. Does she realize that leather comes from cows, probably the same ones killed in slaughter houses for my yummy steak? She’s just a stupid bimbo looking for a cause like every other stupid celebrity out there.

  3. doofus

    actually, Fugly Girl, I’ve heard that she doesn’t wear leather at all. everything she has that looks like leather is actually faux.

    she is one celeb that walks the walk.

  4. KittyLiterati

    Pamela Anderson doesn’t need to wear leather. She’s all the leather anyone could ask for.

  5. bestdress

    If she hates fur so much why would she even be supporting a guy that has so many fur coats? He has like a passion for them…Interesting…gotta love Pam! LOL

  6. Fugly Girl

    Gotcha Doofus, I just assumed she was like most other celebrities, bitching for a cause they don’t support themselves. Does MAC cosmetics test on animals? She endorses them and I found nothing on their website about animal testing. I’d like to find out.

  7. terry

    Surely there is nothing more hysterically funny than the pimp furs. How can anyone not fall over laughing at these people?

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