Nibbly Things: Dead Things Aren’t Allowed To Touch Pamela Anderson

  • PeTA enthusiast Pamela Anderson was less than pleased to be brushed by a huge fur being carried by P. Diddy’s mother, Janice Combs, at his fragrance launch. “She went bananas,” said a snitch. “Dead things are not allowed to touch her.” We get it, she won’t be having tea with Shelly Winters anytime soon. [Gatecrasher]
  • Heath Ledger has opted to move from Sydney, Austrailia after the water pistol attack by the paparazzi. What a wuss. []
  • What made Beyonce who she is today? A slap across the face from her mother. [contactmusic]
  • A fracas broke out at the funeral for actor Chris Penn when a paparazzo got too close for grieving brother Sean’s comfort. Sean became irate with a photographer, there was an altercation and Mark Ruffalo allegedly seized the photographer’s video card out of his camera. [TMZ]
  • Courtney Love won a release from home detention monitoring on Friday from a Los Angeles judge who praised her progress in recovering from drug addiction. The singer was quoted as saying “put a very gnarly drug problem behind [her].” Lets keep it up now. [Reuters]
  • Feminist pioneer Betty Friedan has died. The Feminine Mystique writer helped inspire the modern feminist movement and who co-founded the National Organization for Women, died on Saturday on her 85th birthday. Thanks for opening up people’s minds. [Reuters]
  • Is it really suprising that Sean Combs is vain? He prefers not to be shot from the side, as not to show his overbite and non-existant chin. [Page Six]