Nibbly Things: David LaChapelle Apologizes To The Simpsons

September 16th, 2005 // 9 Comments
  • David LaChapelle apologizes to the Simpson family. The TV cartoon Simpson family that is. [Lowdown]
  • When gossip editors go bad. Us Weekly suspended Timothy McDarrah after being charged with trying to seduce an FBI agent posing on the Internet as a 13-year-old girl. [USA Today]
  • American’s are now safe from Gwyneth Paltrow. She prefers to live in Europe as opposed to the U.S. We prefer it that way too. [Page Six]
  • It looks like Naomi Campbell has managed to tick Gwen Stefani off. Gwen’s L.A.M.B. show was supposed to close fashion week, but now that Fashion for Relief is scheduled as the last event, Gwen’s a bit pissed. And seemingly heartless. [Page Six]
  • In what has to e the least shocking split of the decade, Renée Zellweger and country singer Kenny Chesney are having their marriage annulled. [People]
  • Don’t mess with Jennifer Lopez‘s security guards. Your bound to lose a leg, a prosthetic leg that is. [Female First]
  • Don’t misspell young socialite Linda Lidia Leedia, Leedya Lydia Hearst‘s name. She gets quite touchy if you do. [Page Six]
By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. veelee

    J.Lo is a piece of shit. I hope everything she does from now on fails miserably, ESPECIALLY her murderous “fashion” line. Why kill all those innocent animals? You’re clothes are ugly and trashy looking anyways. Anyone who knows REAL fashion is laughing at you bitch. You suck.

  2. DJ

    I swore Britney would have been the first before Renee to have her marriage anulled.

  3. Cynthia

    Someone on here predicted it would only last a few months, back when they got married.

  4. MIMI

    It feels good to have someone tell it like is about the Texas Simpson family. They are exactly what he said, all style, no substance. Has anyone ever noticed how ugly Jessica looks when she sings? She is pretty, but she makes the most annoying facial expressions.
    As for Gwyneth, she really needs to stop talking bad about America, this is where she got her start and her stupid Oscar that she did not even deserve because she stole the part from Winona Ryder, she is a stuck up biatch.
    As for J-lo, I never disliked her as much as I do now. I saw her shooting a commercialfor her new nasty perfume, and she is so godamn boring already!!!!

  5. C.K. Dexter-Haven

    I seem to recall some posting hereon back when Renee married the lad, suggesting that this is what would happen. I never understood this match, but I am looking forward to learning what the “fraud” was that Chesney committed. I wonder if it had anything to do with his sexuality, which was questioned on this site four months ago…if so, it would appear that Renee isn’t as easily pleased as Katie Holmes…

    I like her acting and I enjoy a few of his songs…this should get really interesting…

  6. katie

    gwen stefani is getting on my nerves…i think her L.A.M.B. line is overpriced, boring, and over-logoed

    oh and her music videos are crap too

  7. mrs.dr

    gwen stefani is turning into a diva bitch! i miss the old gwen from her no doubt days.

  8. passerby

    Actually, I want Gwen to beat Naomi’s ass, that bitch has bullied too many ppl around and needs a taste of her own medicine.

    Oh ya, and J Lo….why is she still trying? He singing career is over, her acting career is soon over, and her social life is no longer interesting (more like disgusting). Yawn, she should just retire.

  9. Does anyone even care that Gwyneth Paltrow prefers living in Europe? Anyone? I didn’t think so. Perhaps someone could forward this revelation to her.

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