Nibbly Things: David LaChapelle Apologizes To The Simpsons

  • David LaChapelle apologizes to the Simpson family. The TV cartoon Simpson family that is. [Lowdown]
  • When gossip editors go bad. Us Weekly suspended Timothy McDarrah after being charged with trying to seduce an FBI agent posing on the Internet as a 13-year-old girl. [USA Today]
  • American’s are now safe from Gwyneth Paltrow. She prefers to live in Europe as opposed to the U.S. We prefer it that way too. [Page Six]
  • It looks like Naomi Campbell has managed to tick Gwen Stefani off. Gwen’s L.A.M.B. show was supposed to close fashion week, but now that Fashion for Relief is scheduled as the last event, Gwen’s a bit pissed. And seemingly heartless. [Page Six]
  • In what has to e the least shocking split of the decade, Renée Zellweger and country singer Kenny Chesney are having their marriage annulled. [People]
  • Don’t mess with Jennifer Lopez’s security guards. Your bound to lose a leg, a prosthetic leg that is. [Female First]
  • Don’t misspell young socialite Linda Lidia Leedia, Leedya Lydia Hearst’s name. She gets quite touchy if you do. [Page Six]