Nibbly Things: Debbie Rowe To Tesitify At Jacko Trial

  • Debbie Rowe, the mother of two of Michael Jackson’s children will be allowed to testify. Prosecutors want Jackson’s ex-wife Debbie Rowe to tell jurors that she was compelled to appear on a videotape praising Jackson as a good father and a humanitarian. Next week look for the bones from the Elephant Man to take the stand. [AP]
  • James St. James gives us a list of the 25 HOTTEST GUYS OF ALL TIME! IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD! GUARANTEED! [WOW Report]
  • The Queen of Pop, Sir Elton John is getting married. Britain’s The Mirror tabloid newspaper reported Monday that John, 58, would marry his Canadian partner Furnish, 42, before Christmas. Laws recognizing homosexual civil partnerships come into effect in Britain in December. I can’t wait to see that registry. [AP]
  • Have the boys at Datalounge figured out what really happened on Wisteria Lane. It’s pretty convincing. Don’t click the link if you don’t wanna know. [Jossip]
  • IKEA uses a dildo in their new overseas campaign. It’s used to suggest their furniture and its storage features might help in keeping little Johnnie’s toys separate from Mommy’s vibrating toys. [hedonistica via adrants]
  • Kirstie Alley is barely able to leave her house. Insert fat joke here. It’s not what you think. She’s just extremely depressed that Fat Actress is such a flop. A show insider put it more bluntly: “The show has already been written off as a loser. A lot of resumes are being sent out by staff, so that should tell you something.” Ouch. [Star Magazine]