Nibbly Things: Charlie Sheen Is ‘A [Bleep]ing Perv’

  • An actress who met Charlie Sheen on millionairematch.com, and was later dumped by the actor, is now calling him a perv. He would ask me to dress up, like, in pigtails and schoolgirl outfits. I don’t think he’s like a pedophile, but he’s definitely into really young girls. You know like 18, 19. He would take Viagra every time before sex, which is kind of weird.” That’s all she’s got? [Page Six]
  • Well, it seems that Mischa Barton will be able to pursue that elusive film career after all. [E! Online]
  • Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel owner Jason Pomeranc has officially hired the Los Angeles nightlife promoters The Alliance to run the Tropicana Pool Bar and Teddy’s nightclub at his ultratrendy hotel. Ooh, it’s going to be boring now. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Wednesday night was the opening of the Jivamukti Yoga School in Union Square. Sting sat in a lotus position strumming a sitar – background music for his wife, Trudie Styler’s, lengthy ode to yoga while their audience of 500-plus enthusiasts listened and perspired. Sting and six other men starting chanting “Hare Krishna, hare hare” over and over – which prompted many in the crowd to jump up and down, drenching themselves in sweat. Sounds like blast. [Lowdown]
  • Martha Stewart’s four-acre Westport, Conn., home is on the market for $9 million. Turkey Hill, as the estate is called, contains three bedrooms, a “party barn,” a heated pool and an orchard, all carefully renovated and manicured, the Wall Street Journal reports. Do I have any takers? [People]