Nibbly Things: Charlize Theron Is Single

  • Charlize Theron has split from Stuart Townsend after more than five years. Whenever a celebrity does not show up with their significant other at an awards show, you have to take that as a clue. [The Sun]
  • It looks like Britney Spears is pulling in the strings on Kevin Federline’s wallet once again. “Each month, he will be allotted a certain amount of money for personal use – i.e., clothing, nightclubs, booze and day-to-day activities. Any big items – cars, or trips that go over allowance – need to be approved by Brit herself.” She’d be even more astute if she’d just dump the guy. [Page Six]
  • Sharon Osbourne isn’t getting any. According to The Sun, Ozzy Ozbourne said: “I can’t do it. I’m on anti-depressants. I take four Viagra and it doesn’t work – it doesn’t do anything!” The real question is: Would you want him to do anything? [Ananova]
  • The politically inclined George Clooney is proud to be a liberal. He also gives a big “fuck you” to the Democrats who voted for the war in Iraq, who are now claiming to have been misled by President Bush. Clooney is getting a little hot under the collar. He just needs some loving from Teri Hatcher to calm him down. [Huffington Post]
  • Jessica Simpson is not a fan of sharing. She fired her stylist Rachel Zoe, for spending too much time with her other client, Lindsay Lohan. Jessica Simpson had a stylist? [Page Six]
  • Former rock star Axl Rose recieved the wrath of Velvet Revolver lead singer Scott Weiland, after Rose called Weiland a fraud. What did Weiland have to say? “Get in the ring. Go to the gym, motherfucker, or if you prefer, get a new wig, motherfucker. I think I’ll resist the urge to ‘stoop’ to your level. Oh shit, here it comes, you fat, botox-faced, wig-wearin’ fuck! O.K., I feel better now.” That was a mouthful. []