Nibbly Things: Christian Slater Falls Off Roof (For Publicity?)

  • A neither drunk nor coked up Christian Slater fell off the roof of Paris Hilton’s neighbors’ house. Okay, but was he naked or something? I’ll take anything. [People]
  • What did Kate Moss order fresh out of rehab? Two glasses of Champagne at 11 a.m. in the morning. And no, she didn’t try to snort it. [Gatecrasher]
  • The Duff sisters should have skipped dressing up for Halloween. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Eva Longoria gets a tattoo of Tony Parker’s initials in a private spot. Doomed. They’re doomed. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
  • Woody Allen keeps upping the ick factor. He feels paternal to Soon Yi. Ewww. [Gawker]
  • More Halloween Hollywood fun. [Just Jared]
  • Disgraced model Kate Moss is set to appear on the December issue of Vanity Fair. The cover caption reads: “Can She Come Back?” Ah, yes. She’s not Judith Miller, she’s a model. [Jossip]
  • Kirsten Dunst will appear naked in her film Marie-Antoinette. Eeek! [Egotastic]