Nibbly Things: Cameron Diaz Needs To Be Spackled

May 31st, 2005 // 6 Comments
  • British director Danny Boyle is stunned Cameron Diaz is a sex symbol – because he was horrified by how “terrible” she looked without make-up when they worked together. Ouch. [contactmusic]
  • Marcia Cross has been seeing a psychiatrist every week to help her cope with her difficult co-stars. ” The beautiful star also admitted she would probably have quit the hit show in wasn’t for her therapy sessions – because she can’t deal with the bitching. [Female First]
  • Is Winona Ryder a sex maniac? Jamiroquai front man Jay Kay claims the “Age of Innocence” star wore him out with her “nonstop demands for sex.” “She has these enormous breasts – bigger than they look on film,” he tells FHM. But ultimately, her bedroom regimen “was exhausting.” [R&M]
  • Once again, Bai Ling takes the spotlight. Bai Ling annoyed Carmen Electra by upstaging her Bombshells dance number during the Mansion club’s one-year anniversary party in Miami. She hopped on stage, uninvited, in a hot pink wig and shook her stuff. [Gatecrasher]
  • Is Madonna looking to get a facelift? Her reps are interviewing potential plastic surgeons in Britain and the U.S., selecting the most experienced. Two surgeons have visited her London home and she’s expected to meet with others in New York. [London Free Press]
  • Director Oliver Stone was arrested on suspicion of drug possession and driving while intoxicated, on Saturday. This would be his followup arrest. In 1999, the filmmaker pleaded guilty to drug possession and no contest to driving under the influence and was ordered into a rehabilitation program. [AP]
  • Teri Hatcher’s boobs are trouble on the set of Desperate Housewives. She has perky nipples. “I thought we’d solved the problem, but then I just heard from somebody just a few weeks ago that apparently they’ve spent, like, thousands of dollars digitally removing my nipples from the show.” [Ananova]
By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. SPACKLED!! That is freaking funny. How humiliating for her…does she deserve it? Wonder what she did to piss that director off.

  2. doofus

    apparently, it IS deserved.

    That’s not the first time that I’ve heard people say that she’s got MAJOR pock-marked skin.

  3. miguelito

    bitch cameron is butt-ugly… fuckin pizza face.

    and bai ling is SUCH a crazy, attention-starved slut, i love her!

  4. mr.moonlight

    Actually, I’ve met her, and her skin is not that bad. It’s not flawless, it is dull, but she has these amazingly beautiful eye’s that you can see across a room. I think that compensates for what her skin is lacking, plus, that’s what the make-up artist are for..

  5. As much as I love Marcia Cross’s character Bree, I’m beginning to detest Cross herself. She seems exceedingly self-centered, neurotic, and whiny. Hmm, when I put it that way, she suddenly seems appealing. I have a thing for ice queens.

  6. Faye

    yeah it’s true she does have beautiful sparkling eyes… luvin cameron!

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