Nibbly Things: Brandon Davis Does Rehab

June 16th, 2006 // 15 Comments
  • A stint in rehab would mess up his social calendar, wouldn’t it? Brandon Davis‘ family is urging the bloated one to enter drug and alcohol rehab facility. Davis has reportedly entered the $75,000 per-month “Passages” rehabilitation center in Malibu. We have a feeling this is more of a rehab stint for appearance sake. There’s no way he’ll actually confront his problem. [In Touch]
  • You may hate or be sick of Tom Cruise, but he can still bring home the bacon. Mr. Cruise topped Forbes magazine’s annual 100 most powerful stars list, which was based on his box office power. Personally he’s said to bring in $67 million annually. Crazy and rich – the ultimate combo. [Reuters]
  • If you really want to get into LA’s Cabana Club on Saturday nights, Blur Events let it be known that it is vital the both guys and girls to NOT dress ghetto. Irrelevant of your race. [LA.comfidential]
  • Fabian Basabe is a giver. That’s right people. He’s volunteering in Brooklyn for a program called Spirituality for Kids Outreach, which helps at-risk children in poor, high-crime areas. Um, what will he be doing there? Is going to be teaching the children Equestrian skills. How to make it onto Page Six? [Page Six]
  • Macy’s admits it made a mistake when it moved gay pride mannequins from it’s display window. Macy’s asks the gays for their forgiveness. Do the gays even shop at Macy’s? [Queerty]
  • Former Disney CEO Michael Eisner has never really been liked that much in the industry. Apparently he felt the same way about Martin Davis, the former chairman of Paramount who died in 1999. “He was the worst man that ever lived,” said Eisner, who was a Paramount exec before joining Disney. “In fact, when he died, I was talking to Barry Diller, and he said, ‘I hope it was painful.’” How sweet. [Lowdown]
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  1. kat

    It’s funny to me how some tabs keep calling Brandon a Billionaire…..he is not anywhere CLOSE to that. His grandfather was shady Marvin Davis who just about spent every dime the family had before he died (read the story on him in a past issue of Vanity Fair). Brandon reminds me of that Basabe character, they want to be famous so badly that they say and do whatever it takes to stay in the press. All they really are is pathetic.

  2. C

    Dig the shirt, Brandon. That’s better than any old public appology you can issue. I hope he actually gets something out of the rehab joint he’s in (and could it be called “Promises”? NOT “Passages”?).

  3. Steve

    Is that a photoshopped picture? Would he actually wear such a shirt promoting his “stupid ass” comments about a girl (regardless of your views of that girl)?

    Complete douch bag. That’s the nicest thing that can be said about him. Complete douch bag!

  4. amy

    he is so disgusting !!!!! i can’t believe mischa barton went out with him!!! his hairs so greasy its sick making!!! yuck !!!!!!!

  5. angelina jolie ate spiderman

    I dont know kat. Brandon Davis is still very rich.maybe not liquid and slave to his trustfund or moms and or boards control.his grand mom barbara is still loaded.i cant stomach brandon but hes not poor,but for his being. fabian is just a gay ol fake pedigreed socialite,media savy.their Close friend Cory Bernstein is the same way. Brandon Davis,fabian Basabe,cory Bernstein,like Paris,nicole and a few others are just very media Savy and well connected,spoiled models , socialites, and trust fund kids, famous for being famous and spoiled brats.

  6. angelina jolie ate spiderman

    I dont know kat. Brandon Davis is still very rich.maybe not liquid and slave to his trustfund or moms and or boards control.his grand mom barbara is still loaded.i cant stomach brandon but hes not poor,but for his being. fabian is just a gay ol fake pedigreed socialite,media savy.their Close friend Cory Bernstein is the same way. Brandon Davis,fabian Basabe,cory Bernstein,like Paris,nicole and a few others are just very media Savy and well connected,spoiled models , socialites, and trust fund kids, famous for being famous and spoiled brats.

  7. angelina jolie ate spiderman

    I dont know kat. Brandon Davis is still very rich.maybe not liquid and slave to his trustfund or moms and or boards control.his grand mom barbara is still loaded.i cant stomach brandon but hes not poor,but for his being. fabian is just a gay ol fake pedigreed socialite,media savy.their Close friend Cory Bernstein is the same way. Brandon Davis,fabian Basabe,cory Bernstein,like Paris,nicole and a few others are just very media Savy and well connected,spoiled models , socialites, and trust fund kids, famous for being famous and spoiled brats.

  8. angelina jolie ate spiderman

    I dont know kat. Brandon Davis is still very rich.maybe not liquid and slave to his trustfund or moms and or boards control.his grand mom barbara is still loaded.i cant stomach brandon but hes not poor,but for his being. fabian is just a gay ol fake pedigreed socialite,media savy.their Close friend Cory Bernstein is the same way. Brandon Davis,fabian Basabe,cory Bernstein,like Paris,nicole and a few others are just very media Savy and well connected,spoiled models , socialites, and trust fund kids, famous for being famous and spoiled brats.

  9. angelina jolie ate spiderman

    Oops keyboard got stuck.ill have brad fix it. what is with brandons greasy hair,really.

  10. superman is gay

    I disagree in part with Angelina! Males like Brandon Davis are just plain assholes! Fabian Basabe is a jerk but tries to be pleasant atleast. Cory Bernstein seems like a decent friendly enough guy, and I do agree all the above “It Boys” are media saavy,spoiled men who like to play. Brandon has been in rehab before but has always been an asshole,atleast Fabian and Cory are nice guys unlike Brandon Davis.

  11. tom

    The truth is that Brandon Davis is a disgusting oil heir. Fabian Basabe is a complete closet case, famous for being famous,a quasi socialite. Cory Bernstein was a Versace model and got burnt out and used his strong social ties and family money to become through the years more a chicago celebrity and raises money for charities. Fabian Never met a free opening he didnt enjoy,only if press is there. Brandon is proof of what the seedy money drug crowd can produce in LA.

  12. mariah

    Actually, Brandon is not very rich at all. His last name is really Turic, and Marvin DAVIS adopted them. Also he and Paris Hilton were related by marriage on Kim Richards side, kathy hiltons sister,the actress. Fabian Basabe is just a bisexual or gay Ecuadorian, Middle class, and his father is shady at best. Cory Bernstein was a big model in the 80s and 90s,then quit to shop and party,literally and did go out with Paris AND Demi Moore in 1987. Cory Bernstein the model/socialite is the grandson of Philip Schwartz, who lead the Chicago Democratic Party until his death, and was hugely known Chicago Jewish Mafia,read your books people . That is the truth about our beloved media whore,male socialites .ciao

  13. emma

    Brandon is in rehab again? hes gross.

  14. Tina S

    Brandon is disgusting slime,while Fabian and the model Cory are very personable and charming. I hope in drug rehab they ordered an attitude adjustment for Brandon Davis.

  15. Mr. T

    THis guy is an obnoxious, bloated, sweaty lifeform of the lowest denominator. His drunken rants should not even be given any airtime. He is a bitter, mean little insecure man.

    What a douche bag.

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