Nibbly Things: Brett Ratner’s A Re-Gifter

  • Director Brett Ratner gave Lindsay Lohan a $900 Hermes blanket that Zeta Graff had given him. What Ratner didn’t know was that Graff had included a photo of herself in a bikini with a note attached that read, “For when I’m not there to keep you warm.” Lindsay was a tad shocked when she found the photo, just as the world continues to be shocked that women find Brett Ratner attractive. [Page Six]
  • Oprah Winfrey made a house call the morning Julia Roberts’ bad reviews for her performance in Three Days of Rain came out, for a little ego boosting session for Julia. It will probably be a while before she heads back to Broadway. [Gatecrasher]
  • The divorcing Russell Simmons is getting around. Apparently he needs more than Denise Vasi to satisfy him. He was seen cuddling with America’s Next Top Model winner Naima Mora. [Page Six]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio was injured on the set while filming his latest movie “The Blood Diamond.” The injury must have been minor because he only received X-rays. [Reuters]
  • Would all paparazzi please address Sarah Jessica Parker as Miss Parker and not Sarah? [Page Six]
  • Michael Douglas isn’t taking any chances with reporters. The “Wall Street” star is so furious about an interview in which he was quoted as making snarky comments about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie that he’s taken to taping all his interviews. We’re bored with you already Mr. Douglas. [The Scoop]
  • It looks as if Madonna will start shows on her new tour by descending from the ceiling on a giant cross. The crucifix will be made of diamonds and Swarovski crystals and has reportedly cost £5.7million. Who says Madonna has lost her edge. [Ananova]
  • Jennifer Aniston and Sheryl Crow headed to Mexico to chill out and swap Hollywood break up stories at the home of Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis. [National Ledger]