Nibbly Things: Bruce Willis Offers Bounty For Osama Capture

November 14th, 2005 // Leave a Comment
  • Read carefully; the bounty is not for the capture of Omarosa. Bruce Willis has offered a million dollar bounty for the capture of either Osama bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahiri or Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. My hero. [National Ledger]
  • The Knots Landing crew has much better hair these days. [Just Jared]
  • Oprah Winfrey will never marry her long time boyfriend Stedman. Says Oprah, “a piece of paper does not define a life.” That woman is so wise. [FemaleFirst]
  • Is there trouble in Russell Crowe‘s marriage? Of course there is. He and his wife Danielle got into a shouting match in a London restaurant last week. At least he didn’t throw a phone at her. [Page Six]
  • There’s no better venue for holding a bar-mitzvah than a homeless shelter. That’s exactly where Jake Gyllenhaal‘s was held, according to Jake’s mother. “For Jake’s bar-mitzvah we all went to a homeless shelter with some of his friends, and we spent the day with the kids in the homeless shelter.” [FemaleFirst]
  • Sarah Jessica Parker has snapped up the rights to produce Jessica Cutler‘s novel “The Washingtonienne” for an HBO series. I’m assuming she will skew younger for the star of that series. [Page Six]
  • A few years ago, did Matthew McConaughey try to score a three-way with a male buddy of his? [Out Daily Gossip]
  • Wow. The Lindsay Lohan and Jared Leto marriage rumors are out in full force. We couldn’t think of two people more deserving of each other. [The Scoop]
  • Mary-Kate Olsen is looking a tad more healthy these days. [Perez Hilton]
  • Is Damon Dash strapped for cash? [Page Six]
  • Johnny Gill is claiming that he’s not gay. I’m curious as to what Eddie Murphy thinks about that. [Concrete Loop]
By Miu von Furstenberg
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