Nibbly Things: Britney Spears Didn’t Shoot Paparazzi

  • Thank goodness this has been cleared up. Britney Spears is not responsible for the shooting of the paparazzi at a baby shower Britney Spears was attending. No word on Kevin Federline’s involvement as of yet. [Reuters]
  • Heidi Klum is one naked pregnant mama. [Gawker]
  • Scientology was dealt a major blow with the Kabbalah-esque tattoos that David and Victoria Beckham are sporting. [Scoop]
  • It’s best to avoid Summer Stage in Central Park. At all costs. [Jossip]
  • Can we have a round of applause for Rosie O’Donnell’s triumphant return to Broadway? I said, can we have a round of applause for Rosie O’Donnell’s triumphant return to Broadway?! [Reuters]
  • Amanda Scheer Demme vows to make changes at the Tropicana. She’ll start by allowing the commoners in from

  • 11:00:00 to 11:00:15 p.m. every third Monday of the month. [Defamer]