Nibbly Things: An Unhappy Thanksgiving In The Pitt Household

  • The nerve of Angelina Jolie wanting to visit the devastated Pakistan instead of spending Thanksgiving with Brad Pitt’s parents. [National Ledger]
  • Carson Kressley imitates the world’s ugliest dog. [WOW Report]
  • The Simple Life returns on E! The fourth season will have Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie taking turns playing a “wife” and running households, with the family involved each week deciding which of the two did a better job. Now that sounds scary. [AP]
  • Eva Pigford celebrates her birthday with ugly photo. [cityrag]
  • Who knew that David Hauslaib could be so cruel? He made an intern sit through an hour of Rita Cosby’s show on MSNBC. [Jossip]
  • Congrats to the 60-year-old Rod Stewart on the birth of his new baby boy. I’m sure Rod will enjoy celebrating his son’s 18th birthday from the grave. [People]
  • Well, it looks like Diana Ross and Jon Voight are a couple. Miss Ross’ agent confirmed that the two “have been on dates, which they both enjoyed.” That’s good to hear, because I’m assuming if they didn’t enjoy their dates, they wouldn’t still be dating. [SFG Daily Dish]
  • Wow. FishBowlLA really, really doesn’t like Paper magazine. [FishBowlLA]