Nibbly Things: Anna Nicole Smith Goes To The Supreme Court

  • This only begs me to ask the question. Does Anna Nicole Smith even know what the Supreme Court is? I’m afraid she’ll show up expecting to be greeted by Diana Ross. [AP]
  • Suge Knight may quit rapping to become a football coach and help gang youths. Hahahahahahaha! That Suge. [Page Six]
  • Comedian Kathy Griffin’s marriage is kaput. I’m sure Star Jones is loving it. [AP]
  • Donald Trump has decided to spread his seed once more. This will be his fifth child. [AP]
  • In a move that everyone could have predicted, Courtney Love’s mother will be coming out with a tell all book. And surprise, Courtney wasn’t the perfect child. [Page Six]
  • “It’s like I always say, My Good Man, the darker the peasant, the sweeter the juice.” [The Corsair]
  • First Lady Laura Bush will be a very special guest on an “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” hurricane Katrina episode. Isn’t that special. [Reality TV World]
  • Jamie Foxx is an asshole. [Radar Online]
  • Has Renee Zellweger hooked up with her old “friend,” Irish singer Damien Rice? Do we really care? [Ananova]