Nibbly Things: Angelina & Brad – Not Having Sex

  • Has Angelina Jolie had sex with Brad Pitt. “Absolutely not.” “To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not, could not, look at myself in the morning if I did that,” Jolie said. That’s a pretty firm denial. [Reuters]
  • If you missed the Tom Cruise debacle onOprah, TVgasm brings you the video highlights. Be warned, it’s scary. [TVgasm]
  • Michael Jackson’s penis will not be revealed in court. Instead, prosecutors will be showing black & white photos of barber shop polls. [AP]
  • Burt Reynold’s seems to be channelling Jocelyn Wildenstein. [cityrag]
  • Former American Idol contestant miffed at Idol spoof. America is miffed at Corey Clark for his existence. [ABC News]
  • The world’s first supermodel, Janice Dickinson will not be returning as a judge next season on America’s Next Top Model. She will be returning to whatever the hell she was doing before that. Next season the bland Twiggy will join the show. [E Online]
  • Is Lindsay Lohan blogging right now? [goldenfiddle]