Nibbly Things: Angelina & Brad – Not Having Sex

May 27th, 2005 // 5 Comments
  • Has Angelina Jolie had sex with Brad Pitt. “Absolutely not.” “To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not, could not, look at myself in the morning if I did that,” Jolie said. That’s a pretty firm denial. [Reuters]
  • If you missed the Tom Cruise debacle onOprah, TVgasm brings you the video highlights. Be warned, it’s scary. [TVgasm]
  • Michael Jackson’s penis will not be revealed in court. Instead, prosecutors will be showing black & white photos of barber shop polls. [AP]
  • Burt Reynold’s seems to be channelling Jocelyn Wildenstein. [cityrag]
  • Former American Idol contestant miffed at Idol spoof. America is miffed at Corey Clark for his existence. [ABC News]
  • The world’s first supermodel, Janice Dickinson will not be returning as a judge next season on America’s Next Top Model. She will be returning to whatever the hell she was doing before that. Next season the bland Twiggy will join the show. [E Online]
  • Is Lindsay Lohan blogging right now? [goldenfiddle]
By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. I had to stop the Tom Cruise video half way through. It’s so sick and deranged that I couldn’t make it through.

    It’s really going to be funny in about a year when he looks back on his Oprah appearance and realizes what a total ass he made of himself.

  2. I loved that AI spoof. I thought it was a nice big “f you” to Corey Clark and showed that the network is standing behind Paula. Pretty cool, yo.

  3. All I have to say reguarding Angelina Jolie is….BULLS**T you didnt sleep with Brad! That was totally just a shot at her father and nothing else…we all know you love sex honey….

  4. denise

    wasn’t that interview with angelina done BEFORE she met brad on th set of “mr and mrs smut”?

  5. jd79

    Angelina Jolie is nothing but a home-wrecking whore. Bullshit she didn’t screw Brad before the divorce. Who the hell would admit to being an adultress AND a fucking ambassador or whatever the hell she is.She could adopt three quarters of the ethiopian orphans and should still rot in hell.She needs to grow a set of tits and find her own man!

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