Nibbly Things: A Hairless Tom Cruise, Mary-Kate Crashes and Madonna’s Shocked

> Tom Cruise is a Girly Man
It seems as if Tom shaves everything. I’m sorry, a man needs some body hair. [NYP]
> Mary-Kate Olsen Rear-ended By Bodyguard
Unfortunately, she was just shaken, and not injured. [Zap2It]
> Madonna’s Gonna Be Fried
Let they hype machine begin. [BBC]