NEWS FLASH: Martha Stewart Released From Prison

March 4th, 2005 // 5 Comments

“The experience of the last five months … has been life altering and life affirming,” Stewart said in a statement issued on her Web site. “Someday, I hope to have the chance to talk more about all that has happened, the extraordinary people I have met here and all that I have learned.”

I assume she wasn’t talking about lesbian love. The domestic goddess is no longer an inmate of prison, she’ll now be an inmate of her home – well sort of.

For the next five months, Stewart must wear an electronic anklet so authorities can track her every move. But she is allowed to receive her $900,000 salary again and can leave home for up to 48 hours a week to work, shop or run other approved errands.

Her journey home began about 12:30 a.m. Friday, when two dark-windowed sport utility vehicles slipped out the gates of the women’s prison in Alderson, W.Va., and drove to a nearby airport.

There, Stewart — casually dressed in a gray-and-white poncho, dark jeans and ankle boots — smiled and waved to supporters as she walked across the runway and boarded the plane for New York. [via AP]

Hopefully the dark demons she had to deal with in prison won’t obscure her skills in making the prefect meal.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. tDotBiotch

    Wasn’t F. Fekkai supposed to care of Martha’s roots before she left prison? Nice job.

  2. foreign devil

    LUV Martha’s poncho! I want the pattern!

  3. Ilana

    After receiving the largest number of requests ever for a pattern, Lion Brand is creating free Homespun® pattern to match the poncho that Martha Stewart wore for her return home this week. It will be at http://www.lionbrand.com by the middle of next week.

  4. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

    Martha Stewart Poncho Now Available

    (PRWEB) March 15, 2005 — The now famous poncho that Martha Stewart wore upon her release from Camp Cupcake can now be yours. Made for her as a going away gift from a fellow inmate, it has become known as the “Welcome Back” poncho. If the inmate who made the poncho can be located, Sew Beautiful LLC will donate a percent of the profits to her.

    Sew-Beautiful is now offering the pattern, hook and yarn as a complete do-it-yourself package. Or you can order just the pattern. They also offer a custom crocheted “Welcome Home” poncho. There are three yarn color choices as well. Many more ponchos and shawls are available on their website including some lovely hand made styles from Peru.

    Sew Beautiful (www.sew-beautiful.us) also makes custom couture clothing for women. They offer dresses, suits, evening gowns and bridal attire from photos or drawings. Chanel and other designer fabrics are available.

    Orders have been brisk and a whole new generation has become interested in crocheting. It’s a good thing!

    The website is Martha Stewart Poncho & More at …
    http://www.sew-beautiful.us/marthastewartponcho

    Contact:
    Sew Beautiful LLC
    Jane Langdon, Owner
    Suite 1010
    5670 Pennwall Street
    Madison, WI 53711
    USA

    1-877-355-7673 Toll Free

    Email: Jane@sew-beautiful.us

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