NEWS FLASH! Martha Stewart Begins Nelson Mandela Impersonation

October 8th, 2004 // 1 Comment

Martha Stewart had previously stated: “There are many, many good people who have gone to prison. Look at Nelson Mandela.”

Well, the time has come, when news on Martha will be to a minimum. I’m just waiting for the Barbara Walters jailhouse interview.

Addressing “friends” on her website, Ms Stewart wrote: “By the time you read this, I will have reported to a minimum-security prison in Alderson, West Virginia, to begin serving my five-month sentence.”

Despite an appeal against her conviction that has yet to be resolved, Ms Stewart said she did not want to delay going to prison.

“I have decided to serve my sentence now because I want to put this nightmare behind me as quickly as possible for the good of my family and my company,” she wrote on her website.

My one piece of advice to Martha; just be nice to the other girls – it’s a good thing.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. She really said that? Dear lord.

    Her sentence needs to be extended by 2 months just for that.

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